Modern Art

I am the best artist in the world. I have painted the most beautiful portrait, one that will rival the Mona Lisa and bring me undying fame. Don’t believe me – take a look below.

Invisible Painting

What? You Say you can’t see it. You must be joking. It’s right there in front of you, I swear. If you can’t see the sublime perfection of my artwork, my masterpiece, there must be something wrong with you.

Don’t buy it? Well, according to this article, the British taxpayers fell for just this tactic, dishing out good money to bring in an exhibit of invisible art. My question is, if the art was invisible, what did they ship over?

I thought I had witnessed the low point of modern art when I saw The Voice of Fire – a painting consisting of three stripes of different 2  colors, said to be worth millions, which any house painter could duplicate in a few minutes. But now I have (not) seen it all.